So, I love Portland. It is quite fabulous. I have a friend that I am currently visiting here in good ole' PTown, so I decided to blog about this wonderful place. Although, I have recently learned (as of yesterday) that Portland happens to be the second highest city in the US for sex slave trafficking. But, other than that, it's pretty bomb diggity. For one, there is Powell's. And Powell's just happens to be the coolest book store ever. It is seriously the best. It's just perfect for so many things, like looking for attractive men that you can pretend to know, and sitting in corners near windows. Both of which I may have done today. I also went to Cacao, which is this amazing chocolate place really close to Powell's that has drinking chocolate. It's like heaven in a cup. Heaven that had been sent by baby messenger tiger to a land full of rainbows and narwhals. Yeah, it's that good. Continuing on with my adventures in Portland, I then ended up actually running into an attractive guy I knew. Which was, admittedly, a little bit awkward. But moving on. My next adventure occurred in a most mundane activity: riding the bus. As it turned out, the buses here in Portland are rather expensive. Luckily for me, my friend had her old bus pass from last year. So I flashed it as I jumped on the bus, very sneakily like. It was pro. And the bus driver didn't notice so I totally got away with it. That's right, stickin' it to the system. Defying the man. All that jazz. Now, my final adventure of the day was rather late in the evening. I decided to have some gelato and donut holes...wait for it...BEFORE MY DINNER. I know, I know, it was a total bad ass move. But totally worth it. The donut holes were amazing.
One final thing before I say goodnight. No Strings Attached: BRILLIANT.
That is all.
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