My absence, among other things

Hello all! (And by all, of course I mean that one special lady that actually reads this thing). Yes, it has been awhile, hasn't it? Almost a whole month since my black friday post. But I have excuses! And plenty of them. Prepare yourselves:
1. MUTHA' UCKIN SCHOOL.
No, seriously, this past week I had was like finals week, without the finals. Not so fun.

2. BONES (A.K.A. DAVID BOREANZ)
It's just SO good. Maybe you need a visual:

Dear lord..

3. GLEE

No, not the TV show, I'm actually in my school's Glee club and we went to perform at a home for the.. age-impaired. It was actually quite a nice place. And we got free food. We will also be performing in the lobby of the nutcracker ballet soon, so wish us luck!

4. COOKIES!

So, here's the back story: I go to youth group. No, not creepy-religious-brain-wash youth group. Awesome-funtastic-happy youth group. And tonight we had our Christmas party. It involved a white elephant gift exchange (if you don't know what a white elephant gift exchange is, look it up). For my gift, I decided to make cookies. So I found a recipe and made them... all I-don't-know-how-many-of-them. Trust me, there were a lot. I do however know that there is one less than there originally were, seeing as I just finished eating one. Yes, I eat sugar cookies at 12:40 at night. Don't judge. They are delicious.

Tip: Add Nerds to your cookies. They become wonderfully fantabulous.

So, in making my list of excuses about why I have not posted anything, I have out-blogged myself for one night. But I promise a special surprise blog tomorrow, in which I go into (somewhat) detail about my plans for:

POLYTHENE PAM'S AMAZINGLY EXCITING TRIP TO THAILAND!!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in next week to find out more.