What is this feeling?

So, I realize I haven't posted on here in forever, and I apologize yet again. But I have humungous (humongos?) news about my latest obsession.
So, last summer I went to New York and had the most amazing opportunity to see Wicked on Broadway. It was BRILLIANT. I ABSOLUTELY adored it. However, I sort of forgot about the fact that I own the soundtrack. I remembered this about two days ago and I CAN NOT stop listening to it. IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD. There is a mix of funny, serious, sad, and thoughtful songs. Idina Menzel has one of the most amazing voices I've ever heard and Kristen Chenoweth can sing crazily high. It's a tad scary. I just love the entire thing SO MUCH. Well, almost all of it. There are some songs that I am not as obsessed with as others. But I love MOSTLY all of it. And I just thought that whoever out there that cares to know should be informed. That is all.

P.S. We will see how frequently I continue to post on here.

Suppa Fly

Just to be clear, that is pronounced SOUP-AH FLY. As in, this stuff is cool. Ice cold, in fact. Ok, now I'm not making any sense. Moving on! This weekend was a good one. I got to sleep in on Saturday and I learned how to drive stick, which was... interesting. I also went to Goodwill and got some really cool earrings. I have been looking for some good studs lately and while my dream earrings are out of reach, these ones will do quite nicely.

If you can't tell, they have little butterflies on them! At first I just got them because they looked sort of cool and I needed new studs but they have really started to grow on me. I especially like their shape. I love round earrings.

These are just some plain silver beads but I really like them. They can go with anything!

My other happiness this weekend came when I went home on Sunday to find that my wonderful mother had bought me chocolate covered raisins! She also had a random baseball lying around, and since my life long dream is to become a professional baseball player, I thought I would include it.

Ta da! So, that was pretty much my weekend. I just thought I would share it with whoever reads this blog. I apologize for the bad photo quality, I do not have a magical camera like Lady Calypso... yet. I also apologize for the bad reference to an Outkast song. Adios muchachos!

P.S. Here are my dream earrings:

They are from Doctor Who. They are amazing.

Take Two

So, I realize that once again, I have neglected this wonderful little blog of mine that hardly anyone reads. And, once again, I apologize to those millions of fans for my absence. Here are the reasons I have refrained from blogging:

• Homework
• Various activities I participate in
• Watching television
• Friends
• I don't have anything to blog about

The last is evident, seeing as I am currently making a blog post about why I haven't been making blog posts. Pathetic, right? My solution: a restart button. Let's begin again, shall we?

Hi, my name is Pam. How are you? Really? That's great! Do you like music? Me too! In fact, here is a song I think you should listen to:

I absolutely adore this song. I have listened to it at least once a day since I bought it. I know, I know, it's a little repetitive, but it's still pretty damn good.
Anywho, I just thought I would give this blog a fresh start. So, I'll try to post more often about things I find cool, weird, strange, frightening, and maybe even a little boring. Who knows, someone else might find them intriguing. And so Internet, I fairtheewell, but not for as long as last time... I hope.

Doctor Who Is Not A Joke

Well, maybe it is.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Damn straight.

OOOOOOOooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Was that good or what? Anyways, I just wanted to share my love of Doctor Who with the interwebs. Okay, ready? 1...2...3...GO!

OHMYGODIT'SSOGOODILOVEITSOMUCHITISSOBRILLIANTIWANTTOWATCHITALLDAYEVERYDAYANDITISJUSTSOFREAKINGFANTASTICDAVIDTENANTISSOBEAUTIFULIJUSTWANTHIMTOPUTHISMOUTHONMYMOUTHANDILOVEHIMSOMUCHILOVEDOCTORWHOSOFREAKINGMUCH.

Aaannnnnddd..times up. That's all I really have to  talk about. I apologize to anyone who actually reads this blog for the randomness and infrequency of the posts. I think I'm going to go watch Doctor Who now in my bed because my bed is magical. Almost as magical as Doctor Who. But not quite.

P.S. I take back what I just said. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother.

I Heart Baking

I really do. Unfortunately, I don't get a chance very often (I'm usually too busy procrastinating or watching TV). But tonight, to console myself after seeing all our beautiful snow melt away, I decided I was going to make some super duper, awesome tasting, happy making... LEMON BARS! My mom has this really good recipe that makes these AMAZING lemon bars. They have this meringue on top and then a layer of lemony goodness and they are just SO EFFING GOOD. And because I felt like it, I documented the whole process! So, for your viewing pleasure, here are some photos for you to mouth water over (I'm pretty sure "mouth water" isn't a verb, but I'm feeling adventurous tonight).

So, I know they don't look delicious right now, but just you wait and see!

Ladies and gentlemen, the oh-so-important... EGGS!

Lemons: Nature's way of saying "What the hell." But they sure do make good lemon bars :)

I am proud to pronounce that I didn't eat any of the batter... I think.

It looks so cozy and warm...

...AND DELICIOUS.

"I think I'll eat it slowly, because lemon bars can be pretty rich sometimes..."

"...OM NOM NOM NOM."

And that is the tale of my wonderful, glorious lemon bars. They are so very magnificent. I hope this inspires you to go out and make some lemon bars. Or maybe some brownies. Or, dare I say it, A PIE. I know, getting a little crazy here but I believe in you. Yes, I really do.

Lame jokes and hilarious accents

So, just now, I was inspired (by myself) to make a post about lame jokes. And hilarious accents. But mostly lame jokes. And away we go!

Most favorite lame joke of all time:
Q. What do you call a bee that gives milk?
A. A BOO-BEE! (If it doesn't make sense, say it out loud.)

Most punny lame joke:
Q. What is the definition of a good farmer?
A. A man outstanding in his field.

I-honestly-don't-understand-this lame joke:
Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A. Polaroids.
(Seriously, somebody please explain it to me)

Funny-because-it's-obvious lame joke:
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
(I got you there, didn't I?)

Just really lame lame joke:
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk

Even lamer lame joke:
Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. Fsh.

And as for funny accents, I just love 'em. They are really the best. If I could demonstrate one for you, I would. But this is the Internet, so it just isn't going to happen. Sorry to disappoint. See ya next time!

SNOWTASTIC!

So, I realize I promised exciting news in my last post, but I have BETTER, MORE IN-THE-MOMENT NEWS. (And also, since I don't think anyone is sitting on the edge of their seat, waiting with baited breath, I think it's okay if I skip it.) All right, so, here we go. Are you ready? Here it is:

That is what my yard looks like! And I know that snow is not a big deal for some people but it is for me! And for the superintendent, who decided to close school for two days and give us a two-hour late start tomorrow. So, this week has been pretty awesome. Except for the fact that I have two tests tomorrow, even with the late start. And I haven't exactly spent much time studying for them, what with having to play in the snow and all, so.. BUT TOMORROW IS FRIDAY. So that's good. And I should probably go study now, but I just thought I would share this wonderful week with the interweb. I realize this post isn't very funny. Or meaningful. And that I used the word "and" a lot. I also realize I ruined any suspense this post would have had in the title. But that's okay. Chao for now!